The Congress of Vienna

New to the game?

2010-06-09T15:52:00.000-07:00

Hey Kids

So if you're feeling a little like the new, ugly girl who arrives at her highschool late in the year, we want to give you a make over! And offer you the chance to go to prom with the second best looking person in school (because we're going with the best, sorry) Anyways, here is everything you need to know to catch up!

Synopsis:
Life is sweet for the popular kids at Vienna Heights High. Sorrell, the school president, and future totalitarian leader was getting ready to practice her valedictorian speech. Otis, indie rockstar and lead in the school play was on his way to winning the arts award. Stewart, high school jock and Abercrombie model in training was busy collecting notches on his bed post. And gangsta rebel Alexander was about to go down in history as a certified bad ass. But that all changed when pretty little rich girl Vanity Talleyrand transferred to their school and took all that away. It's time for these douchebags to sit down and deal with their biggest problem: their monster egos. But that won't be easy now will it?

Based on historical events and produced by 2 wild and ambitious girls, this film will grab you by the balls and take you for the ride of your life!

Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voghLg0974I

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/The-Congress-of-Vienna/117462792723?ref=ts

Twitter: http://twitter.com/congressofv

These are the essentials, you can go ahead and be emo and find us on Myspace, but we're not gonna try too hard and advertise it....

On our facebook page you can find our super awesome quiz! Get to know the clique who hates each other more than any one else in the world!

So far, this is everything you need to know in terms of catching up!

Good luck, and don't bother trying to over throw us, we're still Queen Bee.

xoxo

N

Off Topic, but Enjoy!

2010-04-16T16:22:00.000-07:00

Currently, we are working on festivals and distribution. But check out our archives for more sexy, scintillating, rip-your-clothes-off information. And speaking of those adjectives, our writer/producer/horrible leading actress, Nikki Yee has uploaded her 'Glee' audition song on youtube. Check it out! It's pretty cracka ass puta, so you know that disastuhs like that are entertaining beyond belief. Enjoy my kittens!

Come and Git It:

2010-03-02T16:40:00.000-08:00

We have a piping fresh new clip just for you!

The Congress of Vienna Official Clip 2 from Nikki Yee on Vimeo.
Hey y'all!!!! It's almost Spring and to celebrate the coming warm weather we have another exclusive clip for you! http://congressofv.blogspot.com

Enjoy with a glass of milk (don't forget to Irish that shit up)

xo
N

Super Legit!

2010-02-16T20:09:00.000-08:00

Are you just joining the party at Vienna Collegiate? Well come on in, it's a non stop underage drunk fest and to celebrate we're offering you an exclusive sneak peek into the screwball short:

The Congress of Vienna Official Clip 1 from Nikki Yee on Vimeo.

Trailer and Other Atrocities

2010-01-12T20:10:00.000-08:00

Do you think our film will spread so much hate that we will become the pinnacle of all human suffering in the universe? Let's hope so-jokes.

Modern day supervillains are characterized by Spencer Pratt and the baddest of bad girls are considered Megan Fox, we realize how weak you people have become. You're telling me that you're all afraid of these people?

Well no longer, universe make way for a new crop of evil. Meet the people who would harvest your body parts for kicks; the people who would enjoy going psycho because they are 16 and entitled to it-who would sink so low that they would end up in another dimension that transcends all laws of physics. (woah).

Meet the down right nasty kittens in The Congress of Vienna:

The Congress of Vienna Official Trailer from Nikki Yee on Vimeo.

Going Home

2009-12-14T22:07:00.000-08:00

It's the time of year when all the pretties who went off to school return home to find their high school sweeheart 150 lbs heavier-with their University lover on top of them; also everyone has new friends and bad habits. But it's still a time of cheer-you know, awkward family dinners and itchy sweaters. So this Christmas, the people behind The Congress of Vienna are heading back to the chocolate factory to fine tune the secret formula before we release our creation into the world; in the hopes that it will wreak some havoc and set fire to some villages along the way.
And when we return, we will have a different 150lbs on top of us and slightly less awkward family dinners.

Spread some cheer our way by donating!
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In other news, have you visited Nikki Yee's website? It's like your life but in some sort of Comic Book Purgatory where everyone is good looking and drinks vodka martinis. Check it! www.nikkiyee.com

Also you can check the holidy vlog here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxSsMhjL38s

The end of the year is always a time of reflection, so thank you for being supportive and making 2009 a great year for us. We look forward to all the possibilities of 2010 and the new decade, there is only one direction we can go: up!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Holidays and see you in the new year!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
N

Thanks for the Hate!

2009-11-21T19:05:00.000-08:00

We premiered last night, November 20th at Camera Bar! It was a crazy fun night and now other people in the world know that we are actually hilarious and enjoy spreading the hate! We'll post some pics as soon as we get them! But for now, keep spreading the hate!

Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/congressofv

Join the Fan Page on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Congress-of-Vienna/117462792723

Add us on Myspace (you emo prick): http://www.myspace.com/congressofv

If you have any inquiries, you can e mail: nikki.congressofv@gmail.com

SPREAD THE HATE!!!!!!!

xoxox
N

Hey Sexy

2009-11-03T15:58:00.000-08:00

Long time no see biatches!

Anyways, we'll be having a lot more coming your way after the film premieres!

The event is on Friday November 20th, Camera Bar, 1028 Queen Street West, at 7:30, 8:30 and 9:30pm, $5 charge

You can check out camera's website here:

http://www.camerabar.ca/

New videos, new info and more coming soon, soon, soon!

Spread the hate!

xoxo
N

New Kid in School?

2009-10-21T20:46:00.000-07:00

That's okay. We won't bite...much. But if you are just jumping on the band wagon, you can catch up here:

http://congressofv.blogspot.com/2009/09/wilkommen-bienvenue-welcome.html

That was a hybrid of all the information you need!

You can watch our latest vlog here!:

http://www.youtube.com/user/PropNoirFilms

Get to know the characters through our quiz!

Take it right now, along with your valium and vodka. I'll give you a minute......

........

ready?

1. It’s a brand new school year, what clubs do you plan on joining?

a. Debate, Student Council, Prom Committee, French- anything that will look good on a Harvard application really, of course everyone thinks it’s because I “want to make an active contribution to student life”

b. Band, Jazz Band, Glee, Jazz Choir, Art Club, Drama, Poetry, Interpretive Dance-because the very essence of my being is bathed in art.

c. Football, Track, Soccer, Hockey, Basketball, Volleyball, Swimming-Coach says I’m a shoe in for a sports scholarship. Also, the cheerleaders are like really hot.

d. Nothing-I’m too good for this shit.

e. Everything!-And once I join them, they will belong to me.

2. Describe your ideal partner:

a. Someone smart and studious who has a sense of direction in their life. If you don’t have a 75 year plan then please don’t waste my time.

b. Someone with a unique inner beauty, reminiscent of Monet’s water lilies. What, you don’t understand my analogy? It’s beautiful, it’s art.

c. Someone hot. It’s not gonna last longer than tonight right?

d. Someone straight out of a rap video. Either a curvalicious hoe or a straight shootin’ hustla balla, makin big dollaz.

e. Someone rich and gorgeous that I can snack on when I please.

3. If you were a fruit which one would you be?

a. A crisp green apple-flawless, fresh and a little bit sour with a whole lot of crunch.

b. Purple grapes-some are sweet, some are mouldy, some are big and some are small. But all are everything... (wtf?)

c. A bright fuzzy peach-Tanned, juicy and delicious with a nice big pit in the middle.

d. A yellow banana-The outside is tough but the inside is all mush. Also bananas are only a little bit hilarious...okay super hilarious.

e. Dark red cherries-Sexy, and mysterious in a nice little package....with a nasty pit in the centre.

4. Who is your favourite historical figure?

a. Queen Elizabeth I-The virgin Queen who fought off all the other losers with her brains and brilliant political policies.

b. Toulouse Lautrec-Because one day I will live in a coven of artists and make sweet love to the world.

c. Christopher Columbus-Dude, the guy is a hero. He like discovered America and has a day named after him which makes probably makes him awesome.

d. Tupac Shakur-Defs counts as a historical figure.

e. Louis XIV-A megalomaniac who looks great in red pumps.

5. If you were a supernatural being you would be:

a. A poltergeist-no one will see me when I torture them.

b. A mermaid-so that I may explore the beautiful entity that is the ocean, also I get to be naked AND have a fish tail...cool.

c. A werewolf-so that way I can still do stuff in the daytime and like tear losers into pieces at night.

d. A zombie-hahaha zombies are so funny yo.

e. A vampire-not so different from my life now, all that sucking and pouting.

6. What song describes your life at this moment:

a. Beethoven’s 5th Symphony-20^th century music is overrated.

b. No! What a horrible question! There is so much music to choose from, so many lovely songs; about love, hate, death, sex, art! All so beautiful, so melodic....

c. “Good Girls Go Bad” by Cobra Starship and that hot chick from that chick show...

d. “Party Up in Here” by DMX. Totally describes my life in prison AND on the dancefloor.

e. “Vanity” by Lady Gaga because vanity is kind of my middle name...or my first name.

7. If you were in a TV show, which one would it be?

a. Does a Presidential candidate debate count?

b. “Flight of the Conchords”, only I would be the super artsy and good looking third band member.

c. “The Real World” 24 hour parties in a free house on MTV? Hell to the yeah bro!

d. “America’s Best Dance Crew” because my crew is trying out for this next season...but first we gotta get high!

e. “Mad Men” I would own Sterling Cooper agency and be a total douche to EVERYONE while looking great with a martini in one hand a cigar in the other.

8. You’ve died on gone to Hell because you’re super guilty of committing:

a. Greed

b. Sloth

c. Lust

d. Gluttony

e. Pride

9. A radioactive hobo bit you and gave you the super power of:

a. Persuasion-then no one will ever say ‘no’ to me. EVER!

b. Telepathy-it would be so lovely to hear what everyone is thinking, it would be so natural to connect with someone on such an organic, personal, deep level.

c. Super Strength-it’s cool and not gay like telepathy.

d. Hulk Powers-Man that’d be so weird! I’d go all Hulk on people who got in ma grill.

e. Love Powers-Everyone would fall in love with me on my command...not like they don’t already.

10. How do you typically win arguments?

a. I present them with a well organized and detailed list as to why I am right and they are wrong and 100% of the time I am right.

b. I usually ask Lao Tzu to show me the way and if he does not, I was not meant to win, so I will write a really sad song when I go home tonight.

c. I just tell them that I’m right and they’re wrong and that they suck. Then I walk away before they can reply because I’m too good for them.

d. I bust a cap in their ass.

e. I make a really cute pouty face before I stab them in the eyes with my beauty. Then they bow down for all eternity.

Mostly A’s: You are Sorrell von Metternich.

Congratulations you are Sorrell! That makes you smart, motivated, organized, maniacal, psychopathic and evil. Wait-what? Yeah that’s right. Some day you will be president or dictator, we’re not sure. But either way you as long as you are in control that’s all that matters.

Mostly B’s: You are Otis von Hardenburg.

Congratulations you are Otis! You love art so much you would bleed out your entire body and write a 3 part concerto with it on your skin. You think of yourself as in touch with nature and zen but no one really knows what you are talking about. But that’s okay, because everyone is beautiful and made for you to connect with on a deep organic level through the creative process of art.

Mostly C’s: You are Stewart Castlereagh

Congratulations you are Stewart! You are a super jock and you can get anyone you want because people dote on you for being hot and funny and a white male. This sense of entitlement makes people who are not horny chicks and other white males hate you. But you don’t know that because you’re Stewart and you’re awesome!

Mostly D’s: You are Alexander Blagoslovennyi

Congratulations you are Alexander! You are a straight up G and you don’t let anyone forget it. However, if you answered got this result you should probably get some help. I mean all that drug dealing has to be illegal right? Oh no, you’re pulling out your gun, okay I’ll shut up now.

Mostly E’s: You are Vanity Talleyand!

Congratulations you are Vanity! If you are Vanity, then we are afraid for the rest of the universe. Messing with you is like playing with fire, and we don’t mean that figuratively. You are so hot that you once gave a guy a third degree burn when he high fived you. If you are Vanity, then all we have to say to you is this: fierce, hot, fresh, work it, work it, vogue, fierce!

Hope you hoes liked that quiz. There are more lolz where that came from. Keep checking back and tell all your friends! We're the Che Guevara, Rocky Balboa and Sponge Bob Squarepants of short films.

xoxo

GO TO FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW!!!

2009-10-16T07:45:00.000-07:00

And take our quiz! Spread the hate!

http://apps.facebook.com/quizcreator/quizzes/394618/portal

It will be up here SOON!

xoxo
N

Updates, Thoughts and Refreshers

2009-10-08T20:02:00.000-07:00

Okay first of all, bust out your Cabaret soundtracks and throw on "Maybe this Time" as you read this. You know you love Liza.

Got it on? Good.

So as the process of film making goes, one will always encounter a few road blocks. As we are young film makers, we are learning to work through this, but we plan on leaving some road kill along the way.

Are you as pumped as we are? Amazelawls, because we're freaking out! So what can you do to relieve your itch for all things C of V? Why join us in our online domination of course!

You can find us all over the web:

Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Congress-of-Vienna/117462792723

Tumblr:
http://congressofv.tumblr.com/

Twitter:
www.twitter.com/congressofv

Myspace:
www.myspace.com/congressofv

Ning:
http://congressofv.ning.com

And of course you can always DONATE. If you are a little skeptical, we've received almost $800 in donations thus far. People do care, so it's not uncool thank you very much.

The Congress of Vienna loves your support, and we promise to deliver some serial goods SOON, but we're going into our cocoon before we can emerge as a gorgeous Lady Gaga style butterfly named Glamatron Hilariot. That's right, I went there. So keep reading the blog, send it to your friends, and memorize those character profiles. You know you LOVED that shit.

xoxo
N

School Picturez Part 5!

2009-10-02T20:56:00.000-07:00

Introducing...

Vanity Talleyrand

Vanity Talleyrand is the perfect combination of Lindsay Lohan and Darth Vader. She can snort you under the table and cut you in half with her Jedi mind trick. Now there is a lot of information missing on Vanity, as she is the new girl, but no one knows where her parents are; in fact it seems that one day the sky opened up and she appeared from the Heavens in a red Versace dress drinking a chocolate martini. And that was the birth of Vanity Talleyrand. She's been spotted at exclusive celeb parties with hot rockstars and front row at fashion shows; so why she chose Vienna Southern Ontario as her base of evil we have no idea. What we do know, is that whatever it is she does,we want in. You see Vanity Talleyrand is like a sexy plague, she's swine flu in red lipstick, and now that she's got the kids at Vienna under her spell, who knows what will happen to the rest of the world. Lock up your sons, Vanity Talleyrand is coming for you and all she wants is absolutely everything.

School Picturez Part 4!

2009-10-01T18:50:00.000-07:00

Introducing...

Stewart Castlereagh

Stewart Castlereagh is a douche. Like a straight-up-no-nonsense-total-fucking-douche. Stewart is your stereotypical super popular jock. Sports? Loves it. John Mayer? Hell yeah. Dane Cook? Tim Horton's? Hollister? FUCK YEAH! If you like eating vegetables or Coldplay then you're gay. Seriously, what's wrong with you? Well according to Stewart. He can get any girl in the world, but please no fat chicks. Stewart is the captain of every single team in Vienna Collegiate and they win every game because he's Stewart freaking Castlereagh. And when you are Stewart freaking Castlereagh, you celebrate winning those games at parties with drunk chicks. And the combination of your boyish good looks and the 26er purchased by that drunk chick's big sister=you with crabs. That's right ladies, this asshole has crabs. Maybe he shouldn't have won so many games. Don't let this sweet smile get to you, this boy has critters in his jeans. What is Stewart to do now? He has lost his mojo, and it doesn't help that the only person who can get more tail than him happens to be Vanity Talleyrand. Ouch, I know.

School Picturez Part 3!

2009-09-30T21:11:00.000-07:00

Introducing...

Otis von Hardenburg

Otis von Hardenburg sure loves art. He worships all art, actually he worships a Roman snake god, but that's only because Alan Moore said it was cool. Otis is a musician, you know, he wears spandex and sings about disco sticks, and he only listens to independent music like Demented Party Scene, The Septemberists, Suffering Stevens and Jizzly Bare...oh wait you don't know who those are? Yeah, neither does anyone else. Otis is so indie and so artistic that he wrote an entire song dedicated to making bitch love with Allen Ginsberg; yeah that's real art man. Otis hates anything main stream, so much so that he almost torched a brand new Starbucks because it bought out the local vinyl shop, but decided against it because it's not apart of "the way". Otis hopes to some day own an independent record label so successful that it will bring him all kinds of money so that he may travel to the Far East and come back with a beard and 3 young lovers, one of whom is a goat. But more than likely he'll end up living in a card board box in Greenwich Village NYC with a banana peel and racoon as his best friends and band mates. While Otis might be showing his pearly whites for his hippie mom in this picture, his other ones are all emo myspace style (shudder). Until Otis can hitchhike his way into that card board box, he just want the arts award...and Vanity Talleyrand to stay away from all music.

School Picturez Part 2!

2009-09-29T21:34:00.000-07:00

Introducing...

Alexander Blagoslovennyi

He's a full blooded Asian with a mysterious Russian last name. Alexander is the rebel of all rebels. He makes the musical stylings of Tupac Shakur look like the Doodlebops...yeah right. Alexander is the Ali G of Vienna Collegiate, and he sure as hell can get his booyakasha on. His mom wanted a nice picture to send back to the relatives; but this is not how Alexander rolls. In fact he rolls in a suped up Hummer from all the drugs he deals. Dope, E, smack, boomers, blow, kickers, speed, star shines, ding dongs, redheads; you name it, he's got it. Hells yeah he's got the whole high school market cornered. Hells yeah everyone is afraid of him. Hells yeah he lives in the darkest corner of the ghetto...right? Well, maybe not the last one. But Alexander is a hip-hop- hustler-baller-bitches-pop-yo-collar fo sho. (You don't know what that is?) Until he can can actually do some 50 Cent style hustling, you know promoting Vitamin Water and such, Alexander is content with being the school drug dealer. Now if only Vanity Talleyrand wasn't standing in the way.

School Picturez Part 1!

2009-09-28T19:12:00.001-07:00

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing

Sorrell von Metternich.

Sorrell von Metternich is descended from Hapsburgs...or so she would like to think. She is class president, debate club leader and future leader of a totalitarian regime that will create some sort of dystopian future in which Sorrell is watching you.While she may be smiling for mom in this picture, she is sneering at the Universe for being too stupid. Seriously, how can we not see that she is always right? Are we all descended from King Charles I? Only Sorrell would ask a question like this.You can call Sorrell a bitch, or you can inaccurately call her a whore, but the moment you try to give her constructive criticism on her 25 page thesis about the Nietzschian references in children's television programming in the 1970's, she will kill you. Sorrell is a bitch with a capital B, but won't settle until it's with a capital A+. By the time she has received her phD in Harvard, she will probably have yelled at Mars to create human life, thus causing her to make the greatest scientific discovery in the history of history. And then who knows? But I'm putting my money on the dystopian future. However, while she is confined in Vienna Collegiate, Sorrell will just settle for running all of the clubs and Vanity Talleyrand's head on a plate.

Back to School

2009-09-26T16:15:00.000-07:00

Since the kittens at Vienna Collegiate have been in school for 3 weeks it means that's time for an important landmark of school life.

SCHOOL PICTURES!

That's right! Next week, we'll be releasing the individual photos every day. But for now, enjoy these sneaky previews:

Who's who? Keep checking back!

Get Hyphie Y'all!

2009-09-19T12:26:00.000-07:00

I know what you're thinking...what is this hyphie word? It's basically a ghetto fabulous way of saying hyper. Alexander probably invented it, that sneaky gangsta.

Anyways, we're here to share some more pictures! This time, still photos from the shoot!

"Girl please."

And a few wtfs

Where the fuck did that cat come from?

There is nothing weird about wearing monocles, nothing weird at all.

akhdkjasdsaf hope you loved those stills! Send this page to your bitches and hookers!

xoxo

OBLIGATORY:

Great Lawl of China

2009-09-16T12:08:00.000-07:00

WE DID IT, WE FREAKING DID IT.

We completed principal production. Our cast was great and so was our crew.

Watch our follow up vlog here:

http://www.youtube.com/user/PropNoirFilms

BTW do you like our new poster?

Here is one more:

Do you love it?

We're dyinggggggggggggg, it's so sexy.

Anyways, you can find us all over the web, but here is where the lawlz are.

Coming soon! Individual portraits!

xoxo

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

2009-09-14T08:16:00.001-07:00

We actually finished shooting. So rewarding, exhausting and fun! Keep spreading the gospel! Love, love, love!

xo
N

PRAY FOR US

2009-09-12T03:21:00.001-07:00

We're going into production very shortly! Follow us as we keep you updated! DO A RAINDANCE TO WISH US WELL!

Wilkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome

2009-09-08T21:06:00.000-07:00

Hey Strangers

So in an effort to introduce new converts to the Congress of V. We will be doing some reblogging partying. It's like having a 50's party or a dirty 30's party. Well when we're in Hollywood we'll have an anything but clothes party, but for today we're keeping it classy.

Anyways, here are the essentials of this amazeballs new short, The Congress of Vienna:

Synopsis:

Life is sweet for the popular kids at Vienna Heights High. Sorrell, the school president, and future totalitarian leader was getting ready to practice her valedictorian speech. Otis, indie rockstar and lead in the school play was on his way to winning the arts award. Stewart, high school jock and Abercrombie model in training was busy collecting notches on his bed post. And gangsta rebel Alexander was about to go down in history as a certified bad ass. But that all changed when pretty little rich girl Vanity Talleyrand transferred to their school and took all that away. It's time for these douchebags to sit down and deal with their biggest problem: their monster egos. But that won't be easy now will it?

Based on historical events and produced by 2 wild and ambitious girls, this film will grab you by the balls and take you for the ride of your life!

DONATION SYSTEM

We are accepting donations for the making of our film. Art is war, join the fight! Support art, support indie film!

A donation under $100 gets you a thank you
A donation over $100 gets you associate producer

2 amazeballs titles for super cheap!

Send it via interac money transfer

Email to:
nikki_rachel_yee@yahoo.ca
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Linksss

Are you over blogspot? We're not. But even if you are, here are a universe of links where you can find The Congress of Vienna:

Twitter: www.twitter.com/nikkiyeefosho

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Congress-of-Vienna/117462792723

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Myspace: http://myspace.com/congressofv

Ning: http://congressofv.ning.com/

Become a friend, a fan, a follower and if you're good at that then maybe even a lover!

Come to the dark side, we have low fat cookies and hot actors.

MOST IMPORTANTLY TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS, ESPECIALLY YOUR STRIPPER FRIENDS!

We're filming in like 5 days! Baaaaaaaaah!

xo

Nikki Yee-haw

Hooker Please

2009-09-04T15:05:00.000-07:00

I had no reason to write that other than that I wanted to. Anyways! Here is the latest Vlog. It's got new rehearsal clips!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYYjThh4VBM&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fuser%2FPropNoirFilms&feature=player_profilepage

Also you can now find us on Tumblr. It's basically this blog, only more abstract:

http://congressofv.tumblr.com/

Don't forget to pass it on! If you are interested in making a donation, you can do so via interac money transfer:

Email to:
nikki_rachel_yee@yahoo.ca
Memo to Recipient:
Please write your first and last name.
Security Question:
Who is a way of life?
Security Response:
nikkiyee

Remember that the answer has no capital letters and no spaces. Here is a demo on how they work:

http://www.interac.ca/consumers/productsandservices_ol_emt.php

We love you, and more importantly your money! Jokes.

See you soon Bloggaaaz

xo
N

Tingz

2009-08-28T19:47:00.001-07:00

Hey!

We're almost in production! 2 WEEKS! SAME TIME AS THE TRUE BLOOD SEASON FINALE!
BTW That show is amazeballs, but secondary to our film.

Our cast makes Gossip Girl look like Tara Reid, and 90210 look like some Chola circa 1998. We can't wait to show you our poster.

For now, take a look at some insider videos...and if you thought my sideways vlog was a trip, wait until you see our sideways videos!

http://www.youtube.com/user/PropNoirFilms

The above is the link to the youtube channel.

Don't forget to become a fan on facebook! If you want to become an exclusive 'Ambassador of Vienna' drop me a line, you'll get insider perks.

Don't forget to donate, and contribute to the cause of art. We're asking for as much as you are willing to give. And yes a $1 donation counts.

Until next time!

xo
N

BTW, this is to show that you can't steal from me. I will get you!

The Congress of Vienna by Nikki Yee is licensed under a Creative Commons Attri bution-Non-Commercial-No Derivative Works 2.5 Canada License.

Voguing is reserved for only the fiercest.

2009-08-26T17:01:00.000-07:00

Hey Kittens, Puppies and Butterflies,

Today we had an extremely successful and amazeballs photoshoot, with photographer Stephanie Lipp. You can check out her work here: www.lippfoto.com

Right now I am dancing around my bedroom to the soundtrack of 'Glee' and basically cheering with joy because we all looked so so so so sexy today.

Here are some preview pics of behind the scenes action to hold you over:
Wait, this one is my favourite:

Bitch, what are you doing?

Anyways, I will have video up tomorrow. Here is how you can support:

1.Join the Facebook Fan Page:
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/pages/The-Congress-of-Vienna/117462792723
2.Donate:
I kind of think you are a hobo if you don't even give like $5. So make an interac money transfer, because some people who are making films worse than mine are getting more donations!
3.Pass it on:
You don't think I'm making a legit film? You will when we get enough support!

Videos of the shoot are going up tomorrow!

xo
N

2009-08-25T19:01:00.001-07:00

PHOTOSHOOT IS TOMORROW

2009-08-25T18:31:00.000-07:00

Basically the title says it all.
Here is the link to the youtube video where I give you a peepshow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Oco8JaUGTQ

Watch, donate, dance, sing, yell off rooftops.
Art is war, join the revolution!

xo
Nikki

Like the cast of 90210 except with brass knuckles

2009-08-23T16:13:00.000-07:00

Okay, so maybe we don't have any big fight scenes in our little short.

But you never know if we make a sequel with Scorsese about the kids hiring mobster Leonardo DiCaprio to do a hit on Vanity. The only twist is, she has hired Mark Wahlberg to do a hit on them. Joaquin Phoenix will make a comeback as the detective tracking the 2 hit men and Natalie Portman will star as his wife.

Case in point, brass knuckles would be cool.

Anyways, a new vlog is up on youtube. WATCH IT:

http://www.youtube.com/user/PropNoirFilms

Don't forget to donate! Scroll down for instructions, and maybe a naked girl. Okay I lied.

Follow me on twitter!

www.twitter.com/nikkiyeefosho

xoxo
N

Open you wallet, and if you can't do that, your legs will suffice

2009-08-19T19:06:00.000-07:00

Hey sexy people:

So we're coming to a very important point in our film making process: the point where we need money.

TBH I am not writing this because I want to take your donations and put them towards a pair of Louboutins.

But believe me I thought about it.

Essentially, what we are doing is making a low budget short film that we hope to enter into festivals, as well as online.

As young film makers at the beginning of our careers, we'll take anything we can get. And that is precisely why I am NOT pushing anyone to give money...but I might mention your name in my Oscar acceptance speech.

If you give, you will be helping donate to the cause of art. We strongly support this cause because we believe that film is one of the most important and influential arts in today's society. If we can send positive messages out to youth, then we have done our jobs. And by positive messages, I mean something that is not Disney Channel shit.

Here is what you get:
1. A film credit
2. A receipt, for taxes or toilet paper, I don't really care
3.Satisfaction that you made history happen

Film credits are assessed on the following criteria:
A donation under $100 gets a 'Thank You'
A donation over $100 gets you an 'associate producer'
A donation over $1000 means I will do a mafia hit on anyone of your choosing...jokes?

Now on to the important stuff:
How do I donate?

Well, we are accepting donations via Interac Money Transfer, or cheque...and cash on the condition that we meet in a back alley somewhere in Harlem.

For the purpose of Interac however, you must fill out the following:

Email to:
nikki_rachel_yee@yahoo.ca
Memo to Recipient:
Please write your first and last name.
Security Question:
Who is a way of life?
Security Response:
nikkiyee

Remember that the answer has no capital letters and no spaces. Here is a demo on how they work:

http://www.interac.ca/consumers/productsandservices_ol_emt.php

I you want to donate by cheque, you must send an e mail to nikki_rachel_yee@yahoo.ca so we can discuss our options.

PLEASE READ AND FORWARD TO FRIENDS!!!!

Tomorrow, we will be filming the rehearsal...as long as it doesn't turn into an orgy! Bah!

xoxo
N

p.s. Nikki Yee is a way of life!

You want the cast? You CAN handle the cast

2009-08-15T21:48:00.001-07:00

Everyone and their cat has been asking me about my cast. Here is a vlog with preview pics of them. They will make Vlog appearances soon enough:

http://www.youtube.com/user/PropNoirFilms

Linked from Youtube, make love to it.

xoxo
N

We have a cast! I no longer have cardiac arrest!

2009-08-14T06:25:00.000-07:00

Hey twiggas

Thanks for following, you can find us and vlogs on Youtube!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nhxcTZLzpY&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fuser%2FPropNoirFilms&feature=player_profilepage#t=31

Watch it and try not to rip your clothes off, I know I have that effect on bitches.

xoxox
N

Birthdays are for binging, the other 364 are for starving

2009-08-12T19:40:00.000-07:00

You know today is the only day in the year that we can chow in cupcakes while wearing our bikinis.

Here is a link to the vlog. Youtube is now my bitch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wjo5pbXGf_4&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fuser%2FPropNoirFilms&feature=player_profilepage

Watch and jizz

xoxo

Vlog 1!

2009-08-11T18:28:00.000-07:00

Still getting used to camera savvy. Enjoy me sideways!

HALAZEBALLS

2009-08-10T20:44:00.000-07:00

That's right I invent more words than there are on Urban Dictionary.

So I thought I would be really technologically savvy and bring VLOGS to you.

That's right, you get my mug all over your computer screen, holla @ yo boi.

But it turns out that I'm about as good with technology as Oprah is at keeping off the weight. AYO

So until the VLOG goes live, here are some Congress of Vienna facts:

FACT!
The Congress of Vienna is the best thing to happen to all of humanity since the invention of the burrito.

FACT!
Auditions are still tomorrow

FACT!
We have been having a blast.

FACT!
Nikki Yee, Producer and part time shit disturber now as an official youtube, although she has had basically 298641964 different accounts, this is the ONE!
http://www.youtube.com/user/PropNoirFilms

FACT!
The Congress of Vienna will take over the universe

FACT!
Nikki Yee is a way of life.

Keep the support! Spread the love; I'm building a network of film makers and artists of the universe, because some of the other ones ish-kinda suck?

Nevertheless, all efforts count towards the cause of art.

AMAZEBALLS VLOG COMING SOON

xo

Would You Hit It? Historical Edition

2009-08-04T20:38:00.000-07:00

Hey Skinnies (and I mean you!)

So a lot of you are wondering. WTF does 'The Congress of Vienna' mean, and I know only a select few saw the title and already knew.

Trust me, I do not blame y'all for falling asleep in history class, some teachers are total douches; but I am so lucky to have had amazeballs teachers because they made this shit halare and enjoyable.

If you guys could read my study notes they would sound a little bit like this:
"Marat was basically the Pete Doherty of the French Revolution because he lived in a gutter and had skin disease. Also a girl painted a pic of him bleeding to death just like Kate Moss did with her lipstick and blood, so dirty and so fierce."

Wait-Nikki Yee, what are you getting at here?

Well, this film The Congress of Vienna is based off of a true story. In fact it took place way back in 1815. You see there was this petite brunette, left handed, leo named Nikki Yee-I mean Napoleon Bonaparte who lived in France and was all like "OMG, I'm so fabulous, I'm so fierce, the whole world should be fierce like me". So Napoleon conquered all of Europe and made it as fabulous as he could. And then some crazy shit happens and he is defeated at Waterloo. So now, Europe is just like a groupie who slept with the drummer and the roadies in one night, torn apart, covered in someone's jizz and a total hot mess. Yeah I went there. So the major powers of Europe (England, Prussia, Russia and Austria) decided that they should get together wash off the jizz, re apply the make up and put their clothes back on. Still following me? They decided to get together and clean up Napoleon (and France)'s mess. So they sit down to a low carb lunch in Vienna and start discussing and dividing up territory and other political shit. Then this guy named Talleyrand of France shows up and says 'Oh Hey, I was just riding my bike in the neighbourhood of Vienna, Austria and I thought that maybe I should join in the discussion since France is kinda sorta the most important country in Europe right now' and they agreed and let him in on the discussion.

Here's the thing: All of the men at this discussion, who were all diplomats or representatives of their countries, were total assholes. They were selfish, egostistical, schizophrenic douchebag politicians. (Has it really changed that much?)

I love this idea that a clash of the titans happened back in some meeting room in 1815 and that it could easily happen in a classroom in 2009.

So if you are wondering where the coolest history lesson could ever come from, it is definitely not from that mouldy sandwich in the back of your closet. No, it's from the amazeballs film that is The Congress of Vienna.

And since I titled this post 'Would you hit it? Historical Edition' That means I have to ask if you would hit this:

My answer? Yes. Yes I would hit it....after a 40 of Stoli and a hit of V.

I hope you kids enjoyed this little history lesson, if you're good looking and you talk in class I will spank you.

AUDITIONS ARE NEXT WEEK, BRING IT ON!!!!!!

xoxoxo
N...ikki

Short and Sweet (like Lady Gaga)

2009-07-30T17:07:00.000-07:00

What? You all didn't know she was 5'1?

Anyways, auditions are August 10 and 11th.

Here is the website of the sexy place hosting it:
http://www.the519.org/

Of course you can only show up if you sent in an application. But please, no creepy stalker men who just want to peek at us film makers. You need to apply through Mandy.com:

http://www.mandy.com/1/cast3.cfm?v=34220621

Should you be a young hopeful actor auditioning for this film, get a look at your leading lady:

I'm sorry, is that too douchey? Yeah, I kind of agree even though I made it myself...

Anyways, we look forward to auditions.

Let's leave you with some more links, shall we?

http://twitter.com/nikkiyeefosho

http://www.myspace.com/karameltheband

Remember the most important thing about us: In Soviet film we watch you.

xoxo
N

Congress of Vagina

2009-07-27T22:02:00.000-07:00

That's the title we're giving to the porn spoof version, and tbh, I'm not totally joking.

Anyways, at like 6:30 this morning, audition posting went live on Mandy.com, und as of last night, Casting workbook. And the response can only be described in one word: AMAZEBALLS.

So many young actors want to be apart of our project, and really I wish I could cast all of them. Well, maybe I will when we do the porn version.

If you want to audition, you can find all of the info here:

http://www.mandy.com/1/cast3.cfm?v=34220621

Auditions are not for 2 weeks, so over at PNP we're expecting a ginormous turnout. Hopefully the cast of True Blood will show up and then we can have a party. Loves it.

And some more random news/links:

The Myspace for KaraMel, the amazeballs band contributing to our little proj:
http://www.myspace.com/karameltheband

And of course you can follow me, writer, producer, and her royal vogueness, Nikki Yee on twitter: https://twitter.com/nikkiyeefosho
or add me on Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/halfasianpride

Don't forget to tell all your friends. That includes the possibility of you getting mugged. You can always turn to the attacker and say, "hey have you heard of The Congress of Vienna?" and he might be very interested.

XOXOXOXOXO
N

COMING SOON TO YOUR PANTS

2009-07-21T17:31:00.000-07:00

Jokes, I just wanted to sound epic and ridiculous.

Interested in auditions? Well polish off your old head shots they are happening soon...

Well the break downs are anyways.

But for now we just wanted to keep you updated.

Once again if you have any inquiries, or if your name is Ed Westwick send an e mail to: congressofviennafilm@gmail.com

and follow creator Nikki Yee on twitter: https://twitter.com/nikkiyeefosho

Guess What Time It Is!!!

2009-07-21T16:58:00.000-07:00

Since we love you for being our friend from the very beginning we're giving you all a little treat. It's time to take off your average joe pants off and slip your acting panties on.

Here are the breakdowns for the characters available:

1. Stewart Castlereigh-Age 17-Ethnicity-Caucasian:
Stewart looks like an Abercrombie model, tall, blue eyed and a total jock. He also happens to be a total asshole, and has 127646128746 girl friends at any given time. He is the captain of the football team and is the most popular guy in school. He also happens to have crabs, a little fact he kept hidden from everyone else. Until Vanity sends out a mass text and ruins his love life...

2.Sorrell Von Metternich-Age 17-Ethnicity-Any:
Sorrell is the uptight school president and debate club leader. She acts like she's 45 and running for congress when she's really running for valedictorian. She's head of any committee with the word 'committee' in it. She might as well be a dictator she is so strict and uptight. Well, that is until Vanity threatens her territory. Sorrell is willing to do anything to restore the order that was in place pre-Vanity. Anything...

3.Otis Von Hardenburg-Age 17-Ethnicity-Any:
Otis is sweet and artsy, he's hip, 'with it' and indie. He's the lead in the school play every year and has a pretty kick ass band that plays at every dance. Outcasts swoon, cheerleaders secretly pine and music teachers hold on to their fermatas in the presence of Otis. Is he gay? Is he bi? Into animals? Who cares, he's more talented than you. Well not after Vanity wins the talent show that is...

4.Alexander Blagoslovlennyi-Age 17-Ethnicity-Any:
Alexander is that douche bag with his jeans pulled down to his knees who everyone is still kind of afraid of even though they think he's an idiot. He's just an idiot with a hummer...that he bought with the money he made from dealing drugs to the entire school. Alexander is straight out of a tacky hip hop video and doesn't give a shit because his boys will bust a cap in your ass if you tell him so. While he was busy keeping the entire school, both students and staff high, his business was swept right out under him by a sweet little girl named Vanity. What is this mofo to do now?

The auditions take place August 10th and 11th. Callbacks on the 13th. Rehearsals take place for the next couple of weeks after that and shooting takes place on the second weekend of September, so before you audition you must make sure you absolutely are available. Seriously, don't be a douche.

Also, there is an immense amount of swearing in this film, so you MUST be comfortable with bad language. If you can't say 'fuck' then get the fuck out.

Send a headshot and resume to: nikki_rachel_yee@yahoo.ca

Sexy Time Tidbits

2009-07-13T17:30:00.000-07:00

Hey Hot Stuff

We have a date for auditions: Monday August 10th and Tuesday August 11th. We'll keep you posted with more information on when and how you can audition.

You can do as others have done and follow this blog by clicking the link on the side and following.

A donation system will be opening up soon for contributing to the cause of film making, and while we're not exactly interested in playing nice over at Propaganda Noir, we do believe that art is war, so join our army!

If you have any personal inquiries, such as you are a young, attractive and rich male looking for a date with Nikki Yee, you may contact us at congressofviennafilm@gmail.com

And don't forget: TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!!!

xoxo

Synopsis Baby!

2009-07-10T19:38:00.000-07:00

Hi sexy reader,

Us film makers over at Propaganda Noir have been talking and have decided to answer your prayers. Y'all wanna know what this film is about? Let's tell y'all what this muthafuckin film is about!

Y'all ready?

Life is sweet for the popular kids at Vienna Heights High. Sorrell, the school president, and future totalitarian leader was getting ready to practice her valedictorian speech. Otis, indie rockstar and lead in the school play was on his way to winning the arts award. Stewart, high school jock and Abercrombie model in training was busy collecting notches on his bed post. And gangsta rebel Alexander was about to go down in history as a certified bad ass. But that all changed when pretty little rich girl Vanity Talleyrand transferred to their school and took all that away. It's time for these douchebags to sit down and deal with their biggest problem: their monster egos. But that won't be easy now will it?

Based on historical events and produced by 2 wild and ambitious girls, this film will grab you by the balls and take you for the ride of your life!

Also it stars this sexy bitch:

Hope that will satisfy you until we can produce a cool viral campaign. Did someone say Nikki Yee sextape?

xoxo

It's a lot like a job at Starbucks....

2009-07-02T17:54:00.000-07:00

Before we can audition actors and go clubbing we need one of the most important ingredients to film making:

THE PRODUCTION ASSISTANT

As a P.A. you would essentially assist in any way we need you, and yes coffee runs do count. But you would also get to learn about film making, and of course, contribute to art in Canada and something that sounds like it's off of an ACTRA brochure.

We're looking for someone hardworking, creative and easy going with a passion for film making. Facebookers, this is your chance before we outsource it to websites like Mandy or even Craigslist (I shudder a little at that one).

E mail: nikki_rachel_yee@yahoo.ca or facebook message me.

You'll be fed and receive a copy of the DVD, invites to festivals and maybe we'll make love if you're good looking (did I already use that joke?).

xo

WANTED

2009-07-01T18:39:00.000-07:00

I wish it was the movie, I wish I was curving bullets and making out with James MacAvoy. Nevertheless we need some help:

PHOTOGRAPHER: We need someone who can not only make our actors look good, we need someone with a fresh, modern and fierce style. Think outside the box and be creative. This is for the promotional images, featured on websites, postcards and the DVD.
MUSIC: Got some bad ass beats? Some cute country twang? We're open to all suggestions.

The positions are all unpaid, but will offer you a great amount of exposure and maybe some food and/or sweet lovemaking if you're good looking.

xo

The Congress of Vienna

2009-06-25T18:28:00.001-07:00

A short film written by Nikki Yee and directed by Emily Switzer

Info coming soon!