School Picturez Part 5!

Introducing...

Vanity Talleyrand

 Vanity Talleyrand is the perfect combination of Lindsay Lohan and Darth Vader. She can snort you under the table and cut you in half with her Jedi mind trick. Now there is a lot of information missing on Vanity, as she is the new girl, but no one knows where her parents are; in fact it seems that one day the sky opened up and she appeared from the Heavens in a red Versace dress drinking a chocolate martini. And that was the birth of Vanity Talleyrand. She's been spotted at exclusive celeb parties with hot rockstars and front row at fashion shows; so why she chose Vienna Southern Ontario as her base of evil we have no idea. What we do know, is that whatever it is she does,we want in. You see Vanity Talleyrand is like a sexy plague, she's swine flu in red lipstick, and now that she's got the kids at Vienna under her spell, who knows what will happen to the rest of the world. Lock up your sons, Vanity Talleyrand is coming for you and all she wants is absolutely everything.