School Picturez Part 4!

Introducing...

Stewart Castlereagh

Stewart Castlereagh is a douche. Like a straight-up-no-nonsense-total-fucking-douche. Stewart is your stereotypical super popular jock. Sports? Loves it. John Mayer? Hell yeah. Dane Cook? Tim Horton's? Hollister? FUCK YEAH! If you like eating vegetables or Coldplay then you're gay. Seriously, what's wrong with you?  Well according to Stewart. He can get any girl in the world, but please no fat chicks. Stewart is the captain of every single team in Vienna Collegiate and they win every game because he's Stewart freaking Castlereagh. And when you are Stewart freaking Castlereagh, you celebrate winning those games at parties with drunk chicks. And the combination of your boyish good looks and the 26er purchased by that drunk chick's big sister=you with crabs. That's right ladies, this asshole has crabs. Maybe he shouldn't have won so many games.  Don't let this sweet smile get to you, this boy has critters in his jeans. What is Stewart to do now? He has lost his mojo, and it doesn't help that the only person who can get more tail than him happens to be Vanity Talleyrand. Ouch, I know.