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1.       It’s a brand new school year, what clubs do you plan on joining?

a.       Debate, Student Council, Prom Committee, French- anything that will look good on a Harvard application really,  of course everyone thinks it’s because I “want to make an active contribution to student life”

b.      Band, Jazz Band, Glee, Jazz Choir, Art Club, Drama, Poetry, Interpretive Dance-because the very essence of my being is bathed in art.

c.       Football, Track, Soccer, Hockey, Basketball, Volleyball, Swimming-Coach says I’m a shoe in for a sports scholarship. Also, the cheerleaders are like really hot.

d.      Nothing-I’m too good for this shit.

e.      Everything!-And once I join them, they will belong to me.

2.       Describe your ideal partner:

a.       Someone smart and studious who has a sense of direction in their life. If you don’t have a 75 year plan then please don’t waste my time.

b.      Someone with a unique inner beauty, reminiscent of Monet’s water lilies. What, you don’t understand my analogy? It’s beautiful, it’s art.

c.       Someone hot. It’s not gonna last longer than tonight right?

d.      Someone straight out of a rap video. Either a curvalicious hoe or a straight shootin’ hustla balla, makin big dollaz.

e.      Someone rich and gorgeous that I can snack on when I please.

3.       If you were a fruit which one would you be?

a.       A crisp green apple-flawless, fresh and a little bit sour with a whole lot of crunch.

b.      Purple grapes-some are sweet, some are mouldy, some are big and some are small. But all are everything... (wtf?)

c.       A bright fuzzy peach-Tanned, juicy and delicious with a nice big pit in the middle.

d.      A yellow banana-The outside is tough but the inside is all mush. Also bananas are only a little bit hilarious...okay super hilarious.

e.      Dark red cherries-Sexy, and mysterious in a nice little package....with a nasty pit in the centre.

4.       Who is your favourite historical figure?

a.       Queen Elizabeth I-The virgin Queen who fought off all the other losers with her brains and brilliant political policies.

b.      Toulouse Lautrec-Because one day I will live in a coven of artists and make sweet love to the world.

c.       Christopher Columbus-Dude, the guy is a hero. He like discovered America and has a day named after him which makes probably makes him awesome.

d.      Tupac Shakur-Defs counts as a historical figure.

e.      Louis XIV-A megalomaniac who looks great in red pumps.

5.       If you were a supernatural being you would be:

a.       A poltergeist-no one will see me when I torture them.

b.      A mermaid-so that I may explore the beautiful entity that is the ocean, also I get to be naked AND have a fish tail...cool.

c.       A werewolf-so that way I can still do stuff in the daytime and like tear losers into pieces at night.

d.      A zombie-hahaha zombies are so funny yo.

e.      A vampire-not so different from my life now, all that sucking and pouting.

6.       What song describes your life at this moment:

a.       Beethoven’s 5th Symphony-20^th century music is overrated.

b.      No! What a horrible question! There is so much music to choose from, so many lovely songs; about love, hate, death, sex, art! All so beautiful, so melodic....

c.       “Good Girls Go Bad” by Cobra Starship and that hot chick from that chick show...

d.      “Party Up in Here” by DMX.  Totally describes my life in prison AND on the dancefloor.

e.      “Vanity” by Lady Gaga because vanity is kind of my middle name...or my first name.

7.       If you were in a TV show, which one would it be?

a.       Does a Presidential candidate debate count?

b.      “Flight of the Conchords”, only I would be the super artsy and good looking third band member.

c.       “The Real World” 24 hour parties in a free house on MTV? Hell to the yeah bro!

d.      “America’s Best Dance Crew” because my crew is trying out for this next season...but first we gotta get high!

e.      “Mad Men” I would own Sterling Cooper agency and be a total douche to EVERYONE while looking great with a martini in one hand a cigar in the other.

8.       You’ve died on gone to Hell because you’re super guilty of committing:

a.       Greed

b.      Sloth

c.       Lust

d.      Gluttony

e.      Pride

9.       A radioactive hobo bit you and gave you the super power of:

a.       Persuasion-then no one will ever say ‘no’ to me. EVER!

b.      Telepathy-it would be so lovely to hear what everyone is thinking, it would be so natural to connect with someone on such an organic, personal, deep level.

c.       Super Strength-it’s cool and not gay like telepathy.

d.      Hulk Powers-Man that’d be so weird! I’d go all Hulk on people who got in ma grill.

e.      Love Powers-Everyone would fall in love with me on my command...not like they don’t already.

10.   How do you typically win arguments?

a.       I present them with a well organized and detailed list as to why I am right and they are wrong and 100% of the time I am right.

b.      I usually ask Lao Tzu to show me the way and if he does not, I was not meant to win, so I will write a really sad song when I go home tonight.

c.       I just tell them that I’m right and they’re wrong and that they suck. Then I walk away before they can reply because I’m too good for them.

d.      I bust a cap in their ass.

e.      I make a really cute pouty face before I stab them in the eyes with my beauty. Then they bow down for all eternity.

Mostly A’s: You are Sorrell von Metternich.

Congratulations you are Sorrell! That makes you smart, motivated, organized, maniacal, psychopathic and evil. Wait-what? Yeah that’s right. Some day you will be president or dictator, we’re not sure. But either way you as long as you are in control that’s all that matters.

Mostly B’s: You are Otis von Hardenburg.

Congratulations you are Otis! You love art so much you would bleed out your entire body and write a 3 part concerto with it on your skin. You think of yourself as in touch with nature and zen but no one really knows what you are talking about. But that’s okay, because everyone is beautiful and made for you to connect with on a deep organic level through the creative process of art.

Mostly C’s: You are Stewart Castlereagh

Congratulations you are Stewart! You are a super jock and you can get anyone you want because people dote on you for being hot and funny and a white male. This sense of entitlement makes people who are not horny chicks and other white males hate you. But you don’t know that because you’re Stewart and you’re awesome!

Mostly D’s: You are Alexander Blagoslovennyi

Congratulations you are Alexander! You are a straight up G and you don’t let anyone forget it. However, if you answered got this result you should probably get some help.  I mean all that drug dealing has to be illegal right? Oh no, you’re pulling out your gun, okay I’ll shut up now.

Mostly E’s: You are Vanity Talleyand!

Congratulations you are Vanity! If you are Vanity, then we are afraid for the rest of the universe. Messing with you is like playing with fire, and we don’t mean that figuratively. You are so hot that you once gave a guy a third degree burn when he high fived you. If you are Vanity, then all we have to say to you is this: fierce, hot, fresh, work it, work it, vogue, fierce!

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