School Picturez Part 3!

Introducing...

Otis von Hardenburg

Otis von Hardenburg sure loves art. He worships all art, actually he worships a Roman snake god, but that's only because Alan Moore said it was cool. Otis is a musician, you know, he wears spandex and sings about disco sticks, and he only listens to independent music like Demented Party Scene, The Septemberists, Suffering Stevens and Jizzly Bare...oh wait you don't know who those are? Yeah, neither does anyone else. Otis is so indie and so artistic that he wrote an entire song dedicated to making bitch love with Allen Ginsberg; yeah that's real art man. Otis hates anything main stream, so much so that he almost torched a brand new Starbucks because it bought out the local vinyl shop, but decided against it because it's not apart of "the way". Otis hopes to some day own an independent record label so successful that it will bring him all kinds of money so that he may travel to the Far East and come back with a beard and 3 young lovers, one of whom is a goat. But more than likely he'll end up living in a card board box in Greenwich Village NYC with a banana peel and racoon as his best friends and band mates. While Otis might be showing his pearly whites for his hippie mom in this picture, his other ones are all emo myspace style (shudder). Until Otis can hitchhike his way into that card board box, he just want the arts award...and Vanity Talleyrand to stay away from all music.