School Picturez Part 2!

Introducing...

Alexander Blagoslovennyi

He's a full blooded Asian with a mysterious Russian last name. Alexander is the rebel of all rebels. He makes the musical stylings of Tupac Shakur look like the Doodlebops...yeah right. Alexander is the Ali G of Vienna Collegiate, and he sure as hell can get his booyakasha on. His mom wanted a nice picture to send back to the relatives; but this is not how Alexander rolls. In fact he rolls in a suped up Hummer from all the drugs he deals. Dope, E, smack, boomers, blow, kickers, speed, star shines, ding dongs, redheads; you name it, he's got it. Hells yeah he's got the whole high school market cornered. Hells yeah everyone is afraid of him. Hells yeah he lives in the darkest corner of the ghetto...right? Well, maybe not the last one. But Alexander is a hip-hop- hustler-baller-bitches-pop-yo-collar fo sho. (You don't know what that is?) Until he can can actually do some 50 Cent style hustling, you know promoting Vitamin Water and such, Alexander is content with being the school drug dealer. Now if only Vanity Talleyrand wasn't standing in the way.